Fuhkin Shit

imjust-kyian:

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read

(via picklejuicewow)

egberts:

viarga:

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly

thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh

(via picklejuicewow)

niggaimdeadass:

i leave crumbs in the butter because i hate my family 

(via picklejuicewow)

edating:

i feel like i annoy everyone that doesnt start the conversation with me first

(via cvliforniv)

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: temp0es, via picklejuicewow)

(via missaaarosee)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

(via picklejuicewow)

(Source: fuckyeahgirlcrush, via missaaarosee)

missaaarosee:

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

And I am definitely not one of those people.